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جک+18

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یه روز یه کشیش به یه راهبه پیشنهاد می کنه که با ماشین برسوندش به مقصدش… راهبه سوار میشه و راه میفتن… چند دقیقهء بعد راهبه پاهاش رو روی هم میندازه و کشیش زیر چشمی یه نگاهی به پای راهبه میندازه… راهبه میگه: پدر روحانی ، روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار… کشیش قرمز میشه و به جاده خیره میشه… چند دقیقه بعد بازم شیطون وارد عمل میشه و کشیش موقع عوض کردن دنده ، بازوش رو با پای راهبه تماس میده… راهبه باز میگه: پدر روحانی! روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار!… کشیش زیر لب یه فحش میده و بیخیال میشه و راهبه رو به مقصدش می رسونه… بعد از اینکه کشیش به کلیسا بر می گرده سریع میدوه و از توی کتاب روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو پیدا می کنه و می بینه که نوشته: «به پیش برو و عمل خود را پیگیری کن… کار خود را ادامه بده و بدان که به جلال و شادمانی که می خواهی می رسی»!


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